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Funny internet sites from Galactic Girl: a Galactic Hero and Legend
Welcome to the Galactic Girl website, a funny internet site that is the home of GG art, a galactic hero, ridiculous plot lines and an incredibly daft science fiction short story...
This was made to be one of the best funny internet sites on the net, or at least the silliest...So with that in mind here's the story of Galactic Girl - She first arrived on Earth around 1998, in her galactic cruiser
 and crash landed on the dingy
dance floor of a Yorkshire
nightclub 
Equipped with only a lycra mini-dress and pneumatic tits she set forth on her mission in a strange new world....
Galactic Girl was once a Galactic Warrior from the 8th Quasar just left of
Venus. She was sent here on a mission to find men with stamina, so she could take
them back to her home planet, as all the males on the 8th Quasar were exhausted!
- Galactic warrior women are the most overly sexed creatures in the known galaxy,
and therefore the most terrifying.
Click to find out more Galactic History
She docked the space pod... 
...above an English pub where the air was more breathable (a good dose of nicotine,
hops and sweat) and she tried many different types of men
Mr Nightclub - He who can only grunt and shag Mr Internet - All talk and no action Mr Luver Luver Man - He who is a legend in his own mind, unfortunately not in bed Mr Man - Desperate for a shag...will do anything
Unfortunately not all survived the experience *evil grin* and certainly none matched up to her criteria...so alas her mission was doomed to fail unless by some amazing miracle the species was more diverse!
In the darkest of hours she found salvation in BEER and CHOCCY!
Visit Some Beer and Choccy if you're missing it!
She used to lie in a drunken heap on the floor of Hotelchat and did some mission mileage in there! But sadly it got rabid, and we had to have it put down. She currently sits on a shelf next to Liza Minelli and Cilla Black looking quite concerned.. collecting dust..and STD's ...
Browse around the site - you may find the meaning of life, some GG art
kicking around, a science fiction short story worth reading, or a beer I left
lying around somewhere a couple of years ago.......
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